Dickie & 'bert

Harriet Miers

'bert: Senor Dickie, Senor Dickie!
Dickie: mmmmm, yes 'bert?
'bert: Senor Jorge has nominated scarry harry para el bench.
Dickie: para what? ingles, por favor.
'bert: Im spicking ingles. Jorge passed me up again. Whassup with that? Five years ago she was reading ping-pong balls at the Texas Bingo Commission.
Dickie: Patience, 'bert, patience.
'bert: Patience? Es finito, Senor Dickie. Senor Jorge was getting two slots and this es numero dos. What happened to f**king latino representation on the bench? He has a chiquita, he has del negro, and the rest are all gringos blancos.
Dickie: mmmmm, Ginsburg is far from a chiquita and Thomas is whiter than most.
'bert: At least Ginsburg has been around the block. She's married with ninos. I dont think Scarry even knows how to work the plumbing. I can be as good a white guy as her...
Dickie: mmmm, she has no baggage. For that matter she has no history. I ran a google search this morning and the only thing that came up was a first edition printing of "Harriet the Spy". A brilliant play by Karl.
'bert: Baggage. You mean "Gitmo Gonzalez"? El Toro de Torturo? Jihada Pinada? I see, I played the game, was el guerrero bueno and now I should just go and hide? On that subject, how es Senor Karl?
Dickie: mmmm, fine just fine. He and Scooter are sharing a room in the White House bunker.
'bert: Oooo, Senor Scooter - he no look too good dese days. I think maybe he eat too many chimichangas. He could use some sun, too. He looks like sheet.
Dickie: mmmmmm, in time, in time. Were holding that spot at the Carlyle Group for Blair and Scooter doesnt want to travel and he doesnt want to be a judge. He may just have to go back to Rand. i think we still have some available funding.
'bert: Any no-bid legal contracts coming up?
Dickie: Patience, 'bert, patience.