Dickie & 'bert

The Donald: "... and I've said all along this will be a great challenge. One doesn't just wake up one day and say "hey, how about creating a democracy"... you need to fight for democracy... and that's what we're seeing, the people of Iraq engaging in the democratic process ... fighting for democracy ... can you imagine where we would be if the founding father's didn't fight for democracy? Carl?"
Carl Cameron: "Mr. Secretary ... Fox viewers want to know whether the expansion of the war on terror in Lebanon against the terrorist organization Hezbollah is having an impact against the jihadi terrorists of Al Quaeda in Iraq and whether the terror supporting governments of Syria and Iran will be able to maintain a terror front across this terror-ridden region."
The Donald: "Who knows?"
David Sanger: "The New York Times ..."
The Donald: "Who knows?"
Matthew Cooper: "Mis..."
The Donald: "Who-who-who..."

Dickie: Ka-arl! You're leaning on the button again!
Rove: bubble-bubble-bubble.... mmm, sorry ... whuuuuu.
Dickie: Put that away. You know I dont like that smell. And you leave that dirty water sitting on your desk for days.
P-sh-sh-sh-t (vacuum seal)
'bert: Senor Dickie, Senor Dickie!
Dickie: 'bert? Shouldn't you be with Chekov on the bridge doing that UK press release thingy?
'bert: Si, pero Senador Yo chay-said me down here. He wants to see jew...
Joe-mentum: I heard that racist comment...
Dickie: Geez, how many times... live in a goddam barn... Senator ... welcome...
Joe-mentum: You promised...
Dickie: Senator... .... mmmm .... Joe... please ... sit...
Joe-mentum: You said he had no chance... he could never win... You said he wouldnt break 20 points! You promised me a condition orange! You gave me nothing!
Dickie: Joe ... please .... hmm ... we picked up those ... errrr ... Egyptian students and we were sure the networks would jump at the chance to report a DHS misstep... I never expected the University to sit for over a week and then the story not to have any traction...
Joe-mentum: You promised...
Dickie: Tony came out for you rather nicely... And you know how the Brits are, they never want to pull the trigger too early.... Joe ... please sit... What's wrong with your thumbs ...
Joe-mentum: Oh, they're stuck this way. Usually, takes a week or two after the election before I can move them...
Dickie: Now Joe ..... hmmmmm ... you have the general election coming up .... mmmmm .... and Karl has it all taken care of ... Karl? what are you eating now?
Rove: mmmmmm, wings... Senator ... there is nothing to worry about ... who do you think leaked out Schlessinger's gambling problem? Hmmmm? Who do you think is prompting Ms. "Cobra II - anti-war" Urban to take his place? Hmmmmm? Just make sure you get your 25% base democrats to stick with you and we can handle the rest... And we did get those new machines...

Ann Compton: Mr. Chertoff? ... Mr. Chertoff ... are you alright?

Dickie: Ka-arl! Stop gloating and get back to work!
Rove: mmm, yes ... good question ... I think General Gonzalez can answer that... oh, I see he has stepped away, Catherine??

Chekov: mmm, yes ... good question ... I think Attorney General Gonzalez can answer that... oh, I see he has stepped away, Catherine??
Catherine Dodge: Mr. Secretary, can we anticipate delays in travel?