Dickie & 'bert

Russert: Democrats say this is failed foreign policy ... a quagmire ... they have a better way...
Mehlman: Tim, the liberals are trying to establish this as a "same ole shit" policy. I disagree, this isn't "same ole shit" versus "cut and run" ... we have no intention of pulling out to soon ... that would be messy ... we need to adapt and slide in and out and erect an Iraqi contingent in our place.
Dean: A-a-argh ... Tim ...its not "same old shit" versus "cut and run" ... its "same old shit" versus "redeploy and stand fast". Haw!
Russert: Dick Cheney, Tony Snow and now you have suggested "a vote for Lamont is a vote supporting Al Qeada" ...
Mehlman: I believe they referred to the vote being a vote for another 9/11. I on the other hand have been made aware of an investigation linking Lamont to Al Queada, but due to the sensitive nature and ongoing investigation, I cant give any further details...
Dean: Hee-yaw! The idea that Joe Lieberman is going to win as an independent is as plain wrong as the war in Iraq! Lamont knows what the people of Connecticut want ... Joe Lieberman is the wrong candidate, at the wrong time with the wrong cause... Yaharrr!

Dickie: Karl, please change the channel ...

McGlaughlin: 2,539 American soldiers dead, 62,287 injured, maimed or mentally impacted, 129,467 Iraqi's ...

Dickie: Ka-arl!

Wolf: US military officials have suggested that a gas explosion caused the explosion of two car bombs, and three katyusha rockets in Iraq. Standing in a 600 square foot crater, one investigator was quoted as saying "there just isnt any evidence", Pentagon officials stated the lack of bomb and rocket residue clearly indicates a gas explosion despite insurgent's claims of responsibility and witnesses claims of cars spontaneously combusting outside the buildings prior to an ear-piercing sound - heightening to a large blast...

Dickie: Karl!?

Wolf: FEMA officials have concluded their investigation into Katrina-related damage of the devastated St Bernard Parish. It appears a faulty kitchen tap was left dripping causing a significant degree of flooding and subsequent levee failure. Based upon this new information, a substantial number of claims to FEMA in the parish are being denied on the basis that flood insurance does not cover plumbing leaks.

Dickie: Ka-arl!!!!

Robertson: I was clearly misquoted and misrepresented, John... I said:

"God has enmity against those who, quote, 'divide my land... 'ere he is at the point of death. He was dividing God's land, and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course."

... Some would liken that to me saying God took deference to Mr. Sharon's actions. I meant nothing by God's hand, I would say woe and hope this fool was assasinated. I mean really, John, he parceled off the Holy Land, promised to the Israelites, precedence to the coming of our lord Jesus Christ ... end of days ... the Rapture. One Jew cant change God's will...

Dickie: I'll be in my room ... reading...