Dickie & 'bert

Dickie: 'bert?...'bert?... Where the hell are you?
'bert: I'm down here ... with Senor Scooter.
Dickie: Arent you supposed to be whoring that internet safety campaign?
'bert: Que? and face the press mano a mano? Donde esta? Underground?
Dickie: mmm...err..mmph! Who else you have down there with you?
'bert: lemmeesee... dere's Senors Scooter, Rove y in the back, Deutch, Admirale Lautenberger,
Senoras Goodling, Meiers Y McDonald...
Dickie: what the... this isnt the Lincoln Bedroom! Send them out...
'bert: so I guess I should tell Senor Rudy his amigo Bernie is no welcome?
Dickie: spend a week doing talk shows ...
'bert: y Senor Tom?
Dickie: Thompson?
'bert: No, cucaracha...
Dickie: Delay again? What does he want?
'bert: He wants to borrow Senor Rove? Said his last few interviews no go so well...
Dickie: He's going to college campuses!?! What the hell can he say wrong?
'bert: He used the "N" word...
Dickie: So ... he can apologize like Imus...
'bert: No, no, no ... the "N" word ... he's on his nazi campaign again...
Dickie: Didnt't he learn anything from Chris Matthews... Karl!
Rove: Mr. Vice President?
Dickie: Tell Delay you will help him for one segment, but were cutting him off after that...
Bang...Bang...Bang...
Dickie: What now?
Ranty: I know youre in there Mr. Attorney General... Now come out and take these subpeonas...
'bert: Senora Pelosi?
Feinstein: We were here first... Will you provide the information or do we need a subpeona?
'bert: Senora Feinstein, por favor, I need more time... Ju see Dickie, I need my own help...
Dickie: Scooter, go outside and disperse that crowd... damn congress is swarming like flies...
Libby: No f'in' way boss... Im here through sentencing, and I will be here through appeal...
Dickie: Karl?! Get out there...
Rove: Me? Think all those subpeonas are just for 'bert? Uh-uh? You go out there...
Dickie: Alright, alright...mmmerrr...mmmm... Get Addy on the line....
Addington: Dah?
Dickie: Addy.... Small problem at the bunker entrance needs to be addressed...
Addington: Dah!
Dickie: Shouldn't be long now...
bum...bum...bum...bum...bum...bummm...
'bert: Senor Addy? Es muy rapido...
Dickie: Listen and learn...
Addington: You are in violation of di Vite House fire occupancy codes. You shall cease undt desist dis illegal congregation undt remove yourselves in an orderly fashion.
Ranty: You cant ask us to leave!!! We are serving subpeonas ... BUZZZZZZZZ ... Ouch!
Addington: If you continue this illegal congregation, we shall be required to use force...
Feinstein: Was that a taser?
Leahy: They hurt a lot more than fire hoses... Im outta here...
Addington: Gentleman ... Commence firing above der crowd... Colonel ... Send your taser squads forward and detain resistors. Mr. Vice President ....
Dickie: Yes, Addy ...
Addington: The corridor has been cleared. I will need presidential authorization to hold the detainees indefinitely...
Dickie: Mmmmph.... better release the detainees outside...
Addington: Shall they be "interviewed" first?
Dickie: mmmerr...mmm... no... that wont be necessary...
Addington: berry disappointing...

posted by flippityflopitty  # 12:45 PM